Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill, Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill, Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill, isliyena lagao DIL na Aayega BILL. PremSe bolo Jai Lokpal Bill
Murga:”I luv u jaan.. Main tumhare lie kuch bhi kr sakta hu” Murgi:”Haye Allah! sach ?? Murga :”ha” Murgi :”chal fir aaj ANDA tu de de!
patni: tum desi peete ho to mujhe paro kehte ho. Bear peete ho to darling kehte ho. Par aaj Bhutni kyu? Pati: maine SPRITE piya hai,Sidhi baat no bakwas.
Pintu-Wo dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha ha! Chintu-Arre tension mat le yaar, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga!
Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye, 12 botal pine ke baad, Waiter bolo – aapko chadti kyo nhi..? Narad bole – mai bhagwan hu.. Waitar bola – chad gayi saale ko..
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