Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…..
Teacher Balu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali†: Balu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali†: Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho †: Balu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta“..! :p
When Ishant sharma was born doctor said ….. . . . .. . . . . .. badhai ho .. apke yaha baal paida huve he .. sath me ek baccha bhi laga hua he ;p
Bachpan ki woh amiri.. na jane kaha kho gayi, warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein.. hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.
B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body M.B.A = Married but Available
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