Teacher: Complete the sentence.. . . . . “Early to bed and early to rise..” . . . . . . Student: “This Man has no interest in his wife..
Baccha ro rha tha papa aaye or puccha: why r u weeping? tell me,i m ur frnd na? Son-kuch nai yaar! Horlicks zyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala..
Accha dost zindagi ko jannat bna deta h Isliye meri qadar kia kro,wrna fir kehte firoge . Behti hawa sa tha wo Yar hmara tha wo Kaha gaya use dhundho.
Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss gaal pe! . . . . . Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo Miss: Kyu ?? . . . . . Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad hai..! :p =D Pappu Rock…Miss shock!!:D
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga. Santa: kyu? Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.
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