Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 153

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta h Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H … 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega? 2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nahi 3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga? 4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hy? Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal 5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banatay H :p



Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega? . . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, . Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, . pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, . Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai, . meharbani karke ye scheme band kar doh



1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha, ” Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utr jao…” Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se thappad laga diya… Bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya, ” Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utr jao .” Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai.



Pogo joke:- . ………. . . . Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “ Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ” Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola. Pappu: “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai :



Ek buddha apne bete ke sath hospital gaya doctor ne kaha niche wali do goliyan nikalni padhenyi buddha bola nikal do beta bola papa je aap kya kar rahe ho. Buddha beta Jab pistol hi kam nahi karti to goliyan kis kam ki



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