Ravan k sar:10 Ankhe:20 Nazar: sirf 1 ladki sita pr.!! Ajkal k ladko ka sar :1 Ankhen:2 Nazar: hr ladki par..!! Ab batao asli ravan kaun??
Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira, Usne wo pee li. Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur katrina behosh ho gayi… . . Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai….
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Isme 1 gayab hai? Phir padho Sharam nhi aati? ABCD me”1″ kaha aata hai? Naam duba diya School ka.
Phoolwala:”SahaÂb Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:”Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:”To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:”Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:”to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:”Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:”Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le…:p :O
1 Mendhak pandit k pass gya or apna future pucha. Pandit :- Tujhe 1 ladki milegi..! or tera Dil le jayegi..! mendhak :- khusi se bola khan? . . Pandit :- BIOLOGY-LAB me.
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