Sunday, 20 April 2014

Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 118

Raju:-doctor mai roj ek bura sapna dekhta hu, ki 4 sunder ladkiyon se meri shadi ho rahi hai. . Doctor:-mager tum isse bura sapna kyon kahte ho? . Raju:-aapne kabhi itni ladkiyon ka khana pkaya ho to apko pata ho na.



1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H, Writer- 6 Months Doctor- 2 Months Lawyer- 1 Month Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta dete hai,



Air HosTess To LaLu-Sir R U Vegterian? Lalu: I am Indian. She-No Sir R U Shakaahaari ya Mansaahaari? Lalu-hatt Sasuri I am Bihari….



Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead, I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.



Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY!send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already



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