Pappu:-tujhe ghar se market pahuchne me ek ghanta laga or return me char ghante kyon lage? . . . . . Santa:-kya karu yaar reverse me ek hi gear tha.
Master-kal school kyon nahi aye.? Boy-girlfriend se milne gaya tha. Master-kis liye. Boy-yes sir. Master-maine puchha kis liye.? Boy-liye sir bahut liye.
kisi ko yaad nahi ati koi yaado me rota he kisi ko nind nahi aati koi din raat sota he saza hamesha 1 ko Q milti h? Jab ki kasur 2no ka hota hai.
Madhu:-mere sasur ji bahut bulkd h. 1 din jb vo bahr se aaye to ghadi bistr pr rakhi or khud mej pr baith gye. Aarti:-ye koi bdi baat nhi h. Mere sasur ji to itne bulkd h, ek din bahr se aaye to paan ki peek bistr pr thuk di or khud naali k paas baith gye.
Jis taraf dekhu Apka hi Naam likha hai, upar “Chappal Chor aur niche 2 rupay inaam likha hai…
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