Monday, 7 April 2014

Animal Jokes for Whatsapp 131

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga, khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.



Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.



Arj kiya hai. Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah Gaur kijiyega Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, . Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali..



Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah . . koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..



Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad, Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad, Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.



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