DEDICATED only TO U: Touch Ur heart,U’ll feel D Rythm of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur head & U’ll feel D Rhythm of an, Empty pot. Tin.Tin.Tidin:)
Agar manzil ko pana hai, to honsla sath rakhna Agar pyaar ko pana hai, to etbaar sath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana hai, to daant saaf rakhna.
Girl: Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?? Boy: Jo tum bolo janu…! Girl: Kya tum mere liye, chaand taare todd ke la sakte ho?? . . . Boy: Phir zameen ke charoon taraf kya teera baap ghoomey ga???
SARAFAT KI MISAL- ek ladki ka gang rap ho rha tha, Aur ladki chila chila kar ek hi bat bol rhi thi, kutto,kamino koi to c*nd*m lagao, vrna sab ko AIDS ho jayegag..
Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend ke phone se, Apne phone par ghanti marni chahi, ye janne ke liye ki uska name kya add kiya hua h, JANU YA DARLING. Lekin phone me likha hua aya-MURGI NO.4.
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