Arz Kiya hai… . Aankho Me Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi, Sari Raat Mobile pe baat Ki aur, Subah pata chala,Wo to girlfriend ki Mummy thi.
7 cheeze jab khatam ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti he 1-payar 2-school life 3-rishta 4-dosti 5-paise 6-sms pack or 7-toilet me pani.
Ek ladka ek kutte ki punchh khich raha tha. To uske bap ne use kaha ki kutte ki punchh kyon khichh raha he. Ladke ne jawab diya khichh kon raha he, mein to pakar ke khada hun khichh to wo raha he.
Boy-Tum Ladkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl- Q ki,God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya He. Boy- Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi He Jese k Hmko net se download kiya he..!
Ek bar (ramlila ke samay) Vakil ke office Mai Hanuman ji aaye or bole jaldi chaliye. Vakil ne pucha kya hua? To Hanuman ji ne bataya ki Ravan ki hatya ke juram mai shri. RAM ko police ne giraftar kar lia hai!
Previous
from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1jTlrJj
via IFTTT
No comments:
Post a Comment