Patni Husband se pata hai, pass wale Gupta ji ki Ladki ko, Maths me 99 marks mile hai. Husband-Wah lekin 1 number kaha gaya. Patni-Wo aapka beta laya hai.
Bhikhari- kuch khane ko de do, malkin- ghar me khane ko kuch v nahi hai, Bhikhari- tab mere sath hi chalie,dono bhikh mangkar khayenge.
machar ne aadmi ko din mai kat liya, aadmi- tum to raat me kat te ho din me kyu kata, machar- ghar ki halat kharab he, “OUER TIME” kar raha hu.
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai, Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu, Ajkal kambkhat bill bahuj aata hai.
Zindagi mein, Teen cheesen, kabhi bhi Aa sakti Hain, PAISA, MAUT, aur???? aur Aur???….. Potti…
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