Kyon mera dil dukhate ho? Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho? Mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum . . . VIM BAR se nahaate ho..!!
PATNI-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? PATI-shahjahan jitna. PATNI-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? PATI-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha…..
ere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. SAMSUNG Hospital k MOTOROLA Ward me hai. Dr.NOKIA Ka khna hai ki Sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki MOBILE ICU Me hai.
Tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. Wah wah Tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. Wah wah patti dali dudh me chai ban gai.
ARZ KIYA HAI KI! i am a dog and you are a flower, wah wah… i am a dog and you are a flower, so let me lift my leg and give you a shower.
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