Agar vinod khanna don hote to dialogue hota don ke sir par bal ane ka intzar, 11 mulko ke hair dresser kar rahe h. lekin don ke sir par bal ana muskil hi nahi namumkin h.
Rangeen ho tum rango se zyada, Mahkte ho tumperfume se zyada, Smart ho tum mujhse zyada, Agar ye sochte ho to pagal ho tum had se bhi zyada.
NURSURY K STUDENT ne exam sheet pr, SUSU karke teachr se kha ho gya. Teachr-GADHE ye kya kia STUD-madam,apne hi kaha tha, Pahle jo aa rha he wahi krna.
Ladka perfume laga k bus pe chadha Ladki ne comment paas kiya- Aaj kal Phinayel ka USE zyada hota hai Ladka bola-Fir v makkhiya pichha nahi chhodti..!
Dhirubhai from heaven: “Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance”. Mukesh:”Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:”
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