Thursday, 22 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 52

Jo aur “wo” best friend the. 1 din “jo” ne darawni film dekhi Per “wo” mar gaya.. Ab batawo “wo” kyo mara. ? ? Kyonki “jo” dar gaya “wo” mar gaya..



Tum chaho “DIL” de denge. “DHADKAN” chaho de denge. “JIGER” chaho de denge. “JAAN” Chaho wo bi de sakta hoon…. Qki in 4″FILM” ki cd mere pas hai.



Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko Apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya. Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho? Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai, K surakh kahan hy!



Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad, Dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad, Khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.



Aapka style Aapki smile Aapki aankhen Aapki baatein Aapka bolna Aapka chalna Aapka muskurana Aapka sharmana Aapka aandaz Uff ALLAH. . . Koi 1 to theek kar lo?



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