Ravan k sar:10 Ankhe:20 Nazar: sirf 1 ladki sita pr.!! Ajkal k ladko ka sar :1 Ankhen:2 Nazar: hr ladki par..!! Ab batao asli ravan kaun??
Aaj maine ek film dekhi. Us film ko dekhkar, Apne doston ki yaad aagayi. Film ka naam tha Kaminey.
In a class, Mam-bachho u have 2 write an essay on my teacher., After 5 minuts a child stood up & asked- Mam mast chamiya ko englis me kya kahte hai?..
HEIGHT OF INSULT- Profesor 2 a studnt in classroom- Hey, apne baju wale ko utha… . . . studnt- apne sulaya hai to ap hi uthao… Mai kyu uthau??
A five year old boy was trying To write. Dad : What are u writing my kid ? Son : Love letter to my girl friend.. Dad : Do you know how to write ? Son : No !! So what ? She doesn’t know how to read .. It’s Love dad u won’t understand.
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