Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 4

Ramu: Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband Jaisi Koi Chiz Nahi Hoti Hai Golu: Tum Kaise Keh Sakte Ho? Ramu: Smart Log Husband Hi Nhi Bante.



If a girl gets 99 marks in exam, her remarks: Shit, canĂ¢€™t he give me a single mark? Stupid examiner . . . . If a boy gets 33 marks He says Oh my God Examiner was a such an angel that he gave me marks.



Breking News- Aishwarya ko Beta Hua hai, Shocking news- Dr. Kehte hai baccha bilkul Salman pe gya hai, Intrtsing news- Abishek ka kehna hai,no idea sir ji….!!



Aawaz me mithas Hai.. Soorat b khas Hai.. Smile b lajawab Hai. Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!



Rajiv Gandi Yamlok me baite the,tho achanak hans pade Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse? Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki, par bechara MANMOHAN SINGH bhugat raha hai!



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