Thursday, 22 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 36

Don Ki Call Ka Intjar to 11 MulkoKe Dost Kar Rhe He kin1 Bat Smjhlo Donka Call Aana Muskil Hi Nhi Namumkin Koyoki Don ke sirp sms free H



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… . . Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi



MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b’sms’karen uska’reply’jo na kare Vo MASTER:Uski ek example do STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti.



Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki”khasta haalat”dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke”10 accident hue hai aur sab me”BIVI”hi mari he “Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)



Pati-na kajre ki dhar, na motio k har, na koi kiya singar, phir b kitni sundar ho… . . . Patni-kamine saaf bol na make-up k liye paise nahi dunga….



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