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police- Madam darwaja kholo,Apke pati truck k niche aa kar papad ban gaye hai.. Lady;- To darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai Ab.. Ab niche se sarka do
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Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twiter pe mom dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya.
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