apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna, dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna, main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu, yadi bharat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.
Mere Sharaabi dosto, . Videsh se Kaala Dhan waapas aaya to . Beer 15 Rs Vodka 25 Rs Whisky 25 Rs Soda 2 Rs me mil sakte hein. . So, please support Baba Ramdev&Anna.
Ye JOKE Pdhoge to Hste-Hste Pagal ho jaoge . . . . . . isliye nhi bheja, B’coz I care 4u, kahi pagal ho gye to.
Jab sachchi Lagan ho, Josh ho, Junun ho, Himmat ho, Kartavyapalan ka Jajba ho, Dhiraj ho, Kadi Mehnat ho, To Aap bhi. Ji ha Aap bhi. . “Bhais” paal sakte hai.
Teacher: bachcho tum sabsa jyada kisse nafrat karte ho? KG Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy Teacher: Oh GOD! Unhi se kyo? KG Boy: unhone BAL VIVAH khatm karwaya tha.
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