Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 26

Sochta hu kanjuson ka ek department banau Chairman ki kursi par Aap ko Bithau duniya se Aap ko chanda dilwau Ta k Aap se kuch Msgz to Le pau.



Gadha jo na pasand kare wo ghas ho tum. Idiot,ullu, bakwas ho tum. Kuchh bhi kaho par banda to bare jhakas ho tum…



Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se . Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.



Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho, 1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare, Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de, Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye , mere sath soye.



Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.



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