Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai.
HUSBAND: Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT ho to me MULK ki TAQDEER badal don.. . WIFE: Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he..
Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro Pyar ko lath maro Meri baat mano, Na chandramukhi na paro Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro.
Ristey Banaye hain to nibhaye jao Har pal apno ko hasaye jao Pata nhi kisi ko fursat hai ya nhi yaad krne ki Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilo jao.
Janta Hu Ke Nahi Ho Sakti Aishwarya,Katreena Ya Karina Kapoor Meri . Phir Bhi Lab Pe Aati Hai Duaa Ban Ke Tamanna Meri.
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