Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 2

Student: Sir Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe Baal kyon Nahi The? Sir: Intelligent Logo Ki Nishani Hai, Student: Han Tabi To Ladkion Ke Itne Lambe Baal Hote Hain



boy: apke hotho se bate churalu, apki aakho se nazar churalu, aapke dilse dhadkan churalu, . . . kathiyavadi GIRL: kem chorna petna badhu tara bap nu 6e???? vetino tha, ha…ha…ha…ha…



Golu to Rickshawala: Are o bhai khali ho kya. Rickshawala: Ha bilkul khali hu. Golu: chalo Fir Tash khelte hai.



Science tichar: agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo to thik ho jaingi. student: magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye.



LALU ke peeche kutte ka bachha padh gaya, Lalu bhagte bhagte bole, hum to bsnl ka card dalwaya hun, Sasura vodafone ka network kaise pakad raha he?



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