Dil kholo-Pyar lo, . Dimag kholo-Gyan lo . Aankhe kholo-khawab lo . Hont kholo-muskan lo . Kapde kholo aur … ? Naha lo yar garmi bahut hai… humesa Galat mat socha kro.
Ladka-Ladki ped ke piche bete the, Old man- Beta kya yehi humari sanskarti hai..?? ? ? Boy- Nhi unkale ye to Sneha hai, Aap kisi aur ped ke niche dekh lo..
Dr: pujari g apki biwi MAA bannewali Hai. Pujari g soch me pad gaye. Dr: kya hua sir? Pujari: soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?
Grl:Dadi ma Aap K zamane me 10-10 bachche Q hote the? Dadi:Beti hamare time bijli Nhi thi, To Raat ko kon aya or kon gaya, Malum nahi padta tha.
Girl : iss week roz movie dekhenge. Next week roz shopping karenge. Boy : uske next week roz mandir jayenge. Girl : wo q…? Boy : bheek mangne.
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