Monday, 26 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 138

Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna – - – - Tumhe kaise pata chala



Jise kbhi na chuka sako vo LOAN he hum Jo humesha bajti rhe vo TONE he hm Is sms ki duniya ke DON he hm Ab to pehchn gye na ki KAUN he hm



Tchr-Beta Tumhari Umr Kya Hai? . . . Bachcha-Ji, Ghar Me 14, School Me 12, Train me 7, . . Aur . . . FACEBOOK Pe 18 saal….



Paani dekhakar pyaas lagti hogi, Koi shaadi dekhakar aas jagti hogi, Hum pahle se hi janate the, Ki har jhakkas ladki ki maa, Tumko apni saas lagti hogi.



1st Boy: Pados Waali Budhi Lady Jab Bhi Kahi Shaadi Hoti Hai To Mere Gaal Khinch Kar Bolti Hai, “Ab Teri Bari Hai”. Lekin Ab Usne Bolna Chhod DiyaHai.. 2nd Boy- Kyo? 1st Boy: Kyuki Ab Jab Bhi Kahi Kisi Ki Death Hoti Hai To Mai Bhi Uske Gaal Khinch KarBolta Hu,, “Ab Teri Bari Hai”



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