99% Boys can never b satisfied wid 3 things in Lyf- 1->Mobile. 2->Bike 3->Girlfrnd. B’coz Der is Always a Betr Model Availabl in Futr.
-=Aaj Ka ZaLim SMS=- – BOY To GiRL: Kya Main Aapka HaaTh CHooM SaKTa Hu? . . . . . . GiRL: ~Kyu Kamine~ Mere LiPS Pe ZeHar LaGa Hai Kya.?
Ek din devdas ne paro ke ghar mai susu kar diya. paro- tune kya kiya? Devdas-tere pyar me itna dukh mila ki aasu apna rasta bhul gaya.
Two lovers in pizzahut. Ladka: kya khaogi? Ladki: . “Kachori Hi Mangwa Lo” Moral: Govt. School Ki Ladkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga…!
Mallika Sherawat Taxi Driver Se- Air Port chaloge? Driver- Ji haan chalunga. Malika- Kya loge ? Driver- Gareeb aadmi hoon behanji, paise hi dijiyega.
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