Monday, 26 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 130

1Aunty bus me khadi Thi, 1Bacha bola: Aap meri jagah beth jao.. ! Aunty ne use thappad maar dia Q? . Qki Bacha Papa ki Godd me betha tha.



Beta : papa mere class me ek nayi teachar aayi he. Papa : esa nahi kehta beta wo tumha ri maa ke saman he. Beta: papa apto hamesha apne bareme soch te ho.



PETROL=71Rs DIESEL=45 LPG=420 Ab FREE me ghumo ( \/( / “. (“?—-;”; \,,/”( , ___, ( // // Accident Taalo Gadhe Palo



Smart Man Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man Dumb Woman = Pregnancy



Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness



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