Sunday, 25 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 119

Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha. Judge ne kaha “ORDER ORDER” Shrabi Replied “Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG with SODA” Jaldi



Kehte Hain K Insan ‘Pyar’ Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta Lekin Mera Manna Hay Ke. . . . Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bhi Nahi Reh Sakta.



Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi, 3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..! . Father(Ghusse Se):-@: Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ?? . Ladki: Patli Pin Wala Charger…



Hey bhagwan uthale muje:-(:-( . . . . . . . ……………………. .. Exam k baad wapas bhej dena…;-);-) ha ha ha.



Which is better? Google or Yahoo..? . . . …. . . . . . . . . “Oh wait.. I’ll search it on Google..”



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