Sunday, 25 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 109

Bacha Paida Hote Hi Bola-MOBILE Hai Kya.? Nurse-Kya Karega.? Bacha- Bhagwan Ko call Karna Hai Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya Hu Meri Wali ko Bhej do..



Hame toh SMS ne luta.. Call me kaha dum tha.. “Mera SMS bhi waha pahucha. “Jaha reply ke liye BALANCE Kam tha.



Safed Saari Me Jab Laal Bindi Lagati Ho.. Maa Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho.. Wo Ghayalo Ko Le Jati Hai.. ..Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Jaati Ho



Hum DIYE Par Hath Rakh K Kasam Khate Hai K Hum Aaj Se Aap Se SMS Ka Rishta Tod Denge, Apko Pareshan Nahi Karenge OH Teri, DIYA To Bujj Gaya



Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Shaadi Hui Par Ap Yaqeen Nahi Karoge K Dusre Din Hi Unka Bacha Hua . . . Khana Kharab Ho Gaya Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha.



Previous






from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1mmrESB

via IFTTT

No comments:

Post a Comment