Saturday, 24 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 105

Sardar ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha Srdar ne naya sim lekr use msg kia k Mene wo sim phek diya he Ab tera Bap B muje tang nhi kar Sakta.



Boy to Girl : tum nahati nahi ho kya ? Girl : mai to roz nahati hoon, but tumne aisa kyun pucha ? Boy : kabhi dekha nahi na isliye pucha.



Umr Ki Raah Me Raste Badal Jate H Waqt Ki Andhi Me Insan Badal Jate H Sochte H Padh Padh K Record Tod Dege Par Book Dekte Hi Irade Badal Jate H



Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. wah wah Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. Isme “mushkil hi kya h? 2 hi to “hote h.



Patni Ke Kharache Se Tang Aa Kar Pati Bola- ’1 KG LipStick 1 Mahine Me Kha Jati Ho’ Patni Boli- ‘Pura Mai Nahi Khati, 700g To Tum Kha Jate Ho



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