GOLU ko tez car chalane ki adat thi 1din baap se- MereSahi Salamat pauchneKi dua krna Baap- Ha,Lekin yad Rkhna meri dua ki Sped 40km se jyada nai H
Boy:I LOV U, Girl:Me bi tumse “I LOV U” Kahu to kya karoge? B:Khushi se mar jaunga, G:Ja Pagle nahi kehti.. JEE Le. “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara”
1 bus stop par. Boy:Mujhse shadi karogi? Girl:Kya? Boy:Achhi film hai na? Girl:Kutte k bacche. Boy:What? Girl:Kitne chote chote hote he na.
Tchr-AKBAR Koun Tha Studt-Pata Nhi T-Padhai Pe Dhyn De To Pata Chale S-Sir, AMIT Koun H T-Pata Nhi S-Apni Beti Pe Dhyan Do To Pata Chale
Tumhe utna hi milega jitna Tumne Punya kiya hoga leqin “SHANTI” Utni hi milegi jitni Gharwali ki ichchha hogi…
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