Arzz hai: . woh mujhe dur se hi dekh ke dupatta sambhal leti hai.! . . . mein hairan hu is baat se.. — — — — — . . . . . . . . → ki itni dur se woh mera kaminapan kaise pehchan leti hai :O Djsumit
:* ♥ :*•——•—– ♥ —-•——•You Are The Beat of My Heart. . | ♥ | You Are The Love of My Life. . | ♥ | I Promise I Will Always Love You Till My Last Breath. . | ♥ | I Promise I Will Never Leave You Alone. . | ♥| I Just Wanna Spend Ma Whole Life With You. . . .♥ ♥•——•– Djsumit
Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada….autowa la usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn’t have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything..kuch bhi nahin dikh rha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . .. Kyonki autowaale neus aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!..
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Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti aagr aagr aagr aagr Apple ki jagah ped gira hota aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI†Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
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