Chiti Boli Hati Se:- Mai Tere Se Shadi Karugi, Hati Bola Tu Kaha, Me Kaha. Chiti Boli:- Ek Bar Jo Mene Commitment Kardi, Fir Me Apne Aapki Bhi Nhi Sunti.
Gunaho Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai, Gusse Mai Hoti Hai To Bhi Pyar Deti Hai, Labo Pe Uske Hamesha Dua Hoti Hai, Aisi Girlfriend Nhi Aisi Sirf Maa Hoti Hai. YAAR.
1 Sharabi Daru Pi-Pi Ke Mar Gaya, Par Daru Ke Prati Uski Shradha To Dekho. Wo Marte Marte Ye Keh Gaya. “Sharaab”To Theek Thi Saala”Liver”Hi Kamzor Nikla.
Q:- Ye Pyar Kaise Hota Hai ? Ans:- Jab Time Kharab Chal Raha Ho, Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho. Aapka Mangal Bhari Ho Or Bhagwan Maza Lene Ke Mood Me Ho Tab Pyar Ho Jata Hai.
Constable:- Sir, Humne Sharab Se Bhara Hua Ek Truck Pakad Liya Hai. Humka Peeni Hai-3 Peeni Hai, Chulbul Pandey:- (SALLU BHAI) Kamal Karte Ho Usse Kya Hoga, Ek Truck Sode Ka Aur Ek Namkeen Ka Bhi Pakdo Salo.
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