America:- Mobile Humari Khoj Hai. China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj Hai. Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai. Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj Hai. INDIA:- MISS CALL HuMARI GIRLFREND KI KHOJ Hai.
santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai
Do pal ki zindagi yuhi beet jayegi.kali raat ke baad nayi subah aayegi. Agar doston ki yaad satyegi, To kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi. by :. sanjay singh
Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai…. Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah… Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai……
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai. Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? †Pappu: “ 6, 7 †Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? †Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 †Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? †Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “
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