1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya h 2nd woman- hame dar h ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye 3rd woman-tum sab fikra kyu karti ho hum to india me rahte hai na..
GirL to another girl: “You are beautiful’ Other girl: “Thank you, you are beautiful too” & BOY to another boy: “You are handsome” Other boy: “Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?”
Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face, And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Lipstick, Mummy:- Ye Kya Hai? Boy:- Kuch Acha Karne Se Agar Dag Lagte Hai To Dag Achhe Hai Na.
Sunny Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Sunny:- B.Com Final Year.
Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ? Dukhi Rehte Hai ? Neend Nhi Aati ? Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ? To. To. To. To. To. Samjo Lo Ki Vitamin “She”Ki Kami Hai…:)
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