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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai“Kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?†Sardarji keheta hai, “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaunâ€
DARDNAAK KAHANI Ladka Ladki Ko Chahta Tha, Magar Wo Ladki Nhi Jaanti Thi… ! 1 Din Ladke Ne Himmat Ki Aur Usse Kaha Ke, “Tum Mujhe Achhi Lagti Ho To Ladki Ko Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Mukka Maar Diya” Ladke Ki Naak Me Bahot Dard Hua Aur Is Tarah Ye ‘DARD’ ‘NAAK’ Wali Kahani Khatm Hui…
Girl:- Kon Ho Tum ? Boy:- Hasrat Tumhari, Girl:- Dekhte Ho Kya, Boy:- Surat Tumhari, Girl:- Karte Ho Kya, Boy:- Pooja Tumhari Girl:- Kaafir Ho Kya, Boy:- Aisa He Sahi, Girl:- Chahte Ho Kya, Boy:- Mohabbat Tumhari, Girl:- Pachtaoge, Boy:- Qismat Humari, Girl:- Married Hoon Main, Boy:- Pehle Keh Deti MANHOOS NAARi….
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hibatan daba alarm baja aur policeaa gayi.†Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aajmera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
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