Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha? DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali, sar:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.
Santa:wetter se chikan biryani mai chikan nahi hai. Wetter:gulab jamun mai gulab huta hai kya. Santa:hai yaar. Sorry.
BOy’s DiaLog: “BUS, TRAiN & LADKi” EK Jati ToH DUSRi Aaati Hai* -==- GiRL’s DiaLog: ”RiKSHA, TAXi & LADKe” EK Ko BuLao ToH CHaRO Aaate Hai*:-p;-):-*
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