Thursday, 1 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 47

Maths Magic: ur Cell number’s last digit, x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur age, + 365, & – 615. The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cell’s last number number… TRY IT!



INSULT GF Ne Msg Kiya Meri Photo De Do Muje Naya BF Mil Gya H BF Ne 30Photos Bhej Di Likha Inmese Dhundh Lena Muje To Teri Shkal B Yad Nhi hAI…



Akele Ja Rhe The Jivan k Rasto Pe . Nirash Dukhi Thake Huye . Fir 1 Mod Pe Aap Mile . Or . Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi . SATYANASH Ho Gaya…



Girlfrnd:- Am too fed up From our daily fights I just wanna break up wid u.. Bf- Ok but first take dis chocolate. Gf- Aawwww so u dont want me to go, Manaa rahe ho mujhe chocolate deke.:* :) . . . Bf:- Nahi meri maa kehti hai, “Kuch subh kaam karne se pehle Muh meetha kar lena chahiye”.



KASH EXAM K RESULT KA INSURANCE KAR SAKATE, TO HER EXAM K PAHALE PRIMIUM BHAR DETE, PASS HUE TO THIK VARNA…, INSURANCE CLAIM TO KAR HI DETE !!



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