Dr: Kya hua?? Kaise aana hua?? Santa: Kuch nahin. Tabiyat theek nahin lagti. Dr: Sharab peete ho kya?? Santa: Theek hain. Ek chhota peg bana do .!
Boy:chalti hai kya 9se12? girl:chal. boy:kaha? girl: principal k pas! boy:lo ab apni bahan se majak bhi nahi kar sakta! girl:bewkuf, chhutti mangne.
1 aurat coma me chali gyi. Pati murda samaj kr jalane chala.. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat hosh me aa gyi.. Aftr 1 yr, aurat sach me mar gyi. Sab log RRAM NAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rhe the.. Lekin pati k zuban pe 1 hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA KE..!! KHAMBA BACHA KE..!! KHAMBA BACHA KE…!!!
Sardar interview dene gaya Boss:-your birthday ?? Sardar:- 22 march. Boss:- kaun sa saal ? Sardar:- Ullu de patthe har Saal ?
filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara.. SVS
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