Monday, 5 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 152

2 lover Apple kha rahe the. Ankho me ankhe daal ke.! Ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho Ladka: Thoda thoda kha BHUKHD



”I love u, not only for what you are but for what iamwhen iam with uu



ALLAH kr Rha hai Jb Izzat RSUL ki DOZKh me Kaise Jayegi Ummt RSUL ki DOZKh ki Kya MAJAL ki Usko JALASke DILme BASI ho JisKe Mohbbt RASOOL ki



Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:)



Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do. Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke “Na kaka Na”



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