Monday, 5 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 146

Madam-Kaha h copy kaha h pen?Boy-jabse tumhe dekha h, kya copy aur kya pentere mast-mast do nain, mere dil ka le gaye chain



Aap chale gye to Baag se titliyan chali gayi. Phool murjha gaye Patte jhad gaye. Ab aur mat satao.. GARDEN mein pani dena hai, Kaam par laut aao..!!



Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai, aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..?? ? Doctor: KUNDI



Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..



Kuch aisa kar duniya mein qadardaan meherbaan jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye abba jaan abba jan !!!



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