Monday, 5 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 134

ek larka k.b.c se apne ma ko kiya larka:ma mere bad ka nam kya he ma:enaam kitna he ma:10,000 ke liye ghar me talbare nahi chalana he… larka:10,000



Wife : Janu Batao Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Krtay Ho Husband : Bahut Zyada Wife : Phir B Kitna Hsbnd : Itna K Dil Chah Raha Hai Tumhari Jesi 1 Aur Le Aaun..



rajib: A thief broke into our house last night. He was searching for money. sousif: What did you do? rajib: I got up, turned on all the lights and started searching with him!



Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. Bhagvan: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain. Yamraj: Hostel wale hain. Saale kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain.



Aasman me bahut se sitare the. aapke bhi bahut chahne wale the. hum bhi gaye jail aapke sath kyuki aapke chori ke mobile me sabse Zyada sms hamare the



Previous






from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1up8xf7

via IFTTT

No comments:

Post a Comment