Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,To kya?Mujhe bhi gurur haiMere paas s.m.spadhne wale;????;( @..@ )”(—)”LANGOOR H.HA HA HA HA HA
Some say “Whisky is Risky Some say “Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki” But I say “Rum,Beer ya ho Whisky, Koi nahi Girlfrnd se Zada Risky Aaj iski kal pata nhi Kiski.
Papa ne bete ki talashi li, Cigret, Gutka, Ladkiyo ke number nikle, Papa Ne bahut mara, Kab se Chal raha hai yeh sab. Beta Rote hue-Papa ye aapki pant h@
Grl: koun ho tum, Boy: hasrat tumhari, G: chahte kya ho B: Mohbat tumhari G: Pachtaoge tum B:Kismt hmari G: Maried hu m Boy:To pahle hi bak deti MANHUS NARI.
Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ……. …….. ……. ……… …….. ………… ……… Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai.
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