Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole – ”VAR MANGO VATS” Santa – prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha .2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta.
Ek Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola Thori Dair Baad Aik AadmiAaya Dr Ne Apne aap ko Busy Show Kerne K Liye Phone ka Receiver Uthaaya aur Appointment Dene . . . . andaaz main bolne laga.. . , , Kuch Der Natak Karne Ke Baad Wo AADMI Se Bola: Bataiye Kya Problem Hai…….?? . . . . . Aadmi: BSNL Se Aaya HoonPhone Activate kerne ke Liye..:P:D Djsumit
Film mein kaam karoge? roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi Aur Aur Aap ko Goli maar degi. Film Ka Naam Hai: “Band kamre mein Gadhe ki maut. :p Djsumit
Spne Ki Tarah usko Saja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chhupa K Rkhu Meri Taqdeer Mere Sath Nhi vrna msg na krne walo ko Apne Samne “MURGA BANA K RKHU”
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