Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi……?? . . Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.†. . . . . Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho
SINDHI 2 MARWADI:”Aap kya lenge, Thanda ya garam?”. MARWADI: “Dono hi mangwado”. SINDHI:”Sunti ho do glass pani le aana. Ek freezar se aur dusra geezar se.
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG! Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha! KYUN? Kyuki, UNCHE LOG!UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!!
KID: Mom kya aapne mujhe Paida hone se pehle dekha tha ? Mom: Nhi to ! KID : To phir Paida hone ke baad, Aapne mujhe Pechana kaise.
Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha Wo Khaya Isliye. . Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete . SANTA.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
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