Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha “Cyber cafe” main nahi
Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha Us ka lali pop gir gaya, To daidy ne kha beta chod do Dosra lelegen 2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi thi, Ma gir gai to bete ne kha, Daddy chod do dosri lelege.
Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana…
TTE- Ticket dikhaiye Passanger – Ticket nahi hai TTE- Bina ticket train me baithna mana hai Passanger- Thik hai to fir main let jata hu.
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