Santa:- Ager “Bivi Ko “Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega ? . . Banta:- Mujhe”Kya Karna ! Ye Do “Behno”Ka” Aapsi “Mamla” hai.:-
Aapko meri konsi Aadat buri lagti hai.? . . . Replay kiya to bahut pitonge. Jaisi hu mast hu. Adjust karlo chup-chap
Cham cham Karti Chandni Tim Tim karte Taare, Cham cham Karti chandni Tim Tim karte Taare Koi bi SMS nhi karta ‘Besharam’Ho gaye saare.
In a job interview SANTA is asked: “Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?” Banta: Sir, maaf karna, Mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-
Teacher: Tum meri class mein so nahin sakte. Student: So sakta hun sar, Agar aap thoda dheere bolein.
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