Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake Use Prem Nahi De Shakta.. Isliye Usne MAA Banai.. Ussi Tarah Harek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte, . . . Isliye PATNI Banayi!
Wife: Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte? Husband: Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate. Wife: Q? Husband: Log Kehte Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa raha hai.
Patni- Shaadi K Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Jyada Muje Khilate The Par Ab Aisa Q Nahi Karte. Pati- Q Ki, Ab Tumhe Khana Banane Aa Gaya Hai.
Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu. Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.
Teacher To KG Kid: How Many Months AreThere In A Year…? Kid: 12 Teacher: Wow… How Do You Know…? Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao’n Ga Re… DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA….
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