FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS Boy:- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya? Yamraj- Dimag mat chat… March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h…..
After a terrible fight.. Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I’ll permanently go to my mother’s house.. Husband: “TAXI”…!!!
Teacher: I LOVE Ukis ne ijaad kia? Boy: China ne! Teacher: Wo kese? Q k Iski, na koi warranty hyna koi gurantee. Chale to chand tak. Na chale, To sham tak.
TEACHER- Pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao? BOY- Mendak TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO . . . . BOY- Mendak ki mummy, Mendak ka papa, Mendak ki behan, Mendak ka bhai, or Mendak ki GF…………..
Prof 2 Student: What Is Attention DeficitHyperactive Disorder? Student: Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga Volsga.. Professor: I Didn’t Get You. Student: Same Here Dude..!
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