Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila. Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain. Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi’ kr Rha hun . . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya. 1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do, . . . . 13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi, 1 Aadmi Bola- “Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H” Dusre passenger Ne Kaha- Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi . . Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..
TEACHER- “It’s better to fail than to cheat” . . . . . STUDENT- “LOL No, it’s better to cheat than to repeat” Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko….
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS!
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