Pati-Patni film Sholay dekhkar ghar aaye to pati ne romantic mood me patni se kaha,”Nach Basanti Nach” Tabhi unka Beta bola- Is kutte k samne mat nachna mummy. By -jaswant
Ladki sath ho to HOTEL Bill, Ladki dur ho to Phone bill, aur ladki dur hi ho gayi to daru ka Bill, Isliye na lagao Dil na aayega bill, ;o) By – m.FreshSMS.in
Ye sulagta jism, ye kan pkapate honth, ye thar tharata badan, ye ladkhadati aawaz mujhe pehle hi pata tha tujhe MALARIA hua hai…. ;o) By -jaswant
Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Meri right ankh kani (-_+) Teri left ankh kani (+_-) By – jaswant
TuM eK aiSe DON Ho jiSKe PaSs, Har LoCK Ki CHaBi Hain, – TaBHi To APKo DoN WiTH KeY KaHTe Hain. – Aur PYarSe.. – “DoNKeY.” – THiNK iT DON..! By – jaswant
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